Jon (j_b) wrote,
Jon
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THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

Yeah, when I get various mails from strangers on Friendster or Myspace, I'm usually not surprised that most of it is sex site spam.

'course, I didn't know they'd gotten to OKCupid, and further, were subcontracting foreigners to fake chats.


<-- Hey moron, the average person on a personals site doesn't have professionally-done photos!

  • My Self-Summary
    I'm horrible at showing affection; I either can't hide how I feel. I run into/ trip on/ fall over/ spill things regularly,I'm ridiculously stuck between old fashioned and modern understanding, and I'm really good at being in the right place at the right time saying the right thing with the right person who know the right girl to talk about right with.i am sick at home sometimes well i will be back home soon ,i am originaly from California that is where my mum lives.i am a gurl who is ready to relocate with my match. i am taking chance to find a good compatible job for myself at moment though.i am gurl who give respect so much to those who deserve it,i make life easy and i also do the best i can.i am a gurl who have good smile,i love to smile and think very well of things in life.I dance when there's no one watching i am a gurl of my own i like doing things perfectly but i am not perfectly i am regular.i am a gurl who is ready to relocate with my match. i am taking changes to find a good compatible job for myself at moment though i am not in statde right now but i would be back home as soon as possible.
  • What I'm Doing With My Life
    i am on job interview at the moment but i would be back home as soon as possible..
  • My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food are
    Memoirs of a Geisha,HHG, Wicked, Princess Bride, Garp, Everything is Illuminated Anchorman, Rocky Horror, Beauty and the Beast, Fight Club, Memento, Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (a) Lolita, Nabokov; The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison; Jude the Obscure, Thomas Hardy; A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Dave Eggers

    (b) Moulin Rouge; Zoolander; The Big Lebowski (any Coen brothers movie); Meet Joe Black; Hustle & Flow, Rushmore, The Royal Tanenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, I Heart Huckabees, The Door in the Floor, House of Sand and Fog, American Beauty, movies with sharks in them.

    (c) Nine Inch Nails, My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths, Pulp, Tool, APC, The Pixies, Morrissey, Tchaikovsky, Liszt, The White Stripes, Ween

    (d) I like Indian food. And soup, I /love/ soup. A meal in itself!

    (e) Lord of the Rings trilogy, _Hackers_ (by Stephen Levy) (f) Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars (any), Star Trek (any), The Matrix (g) '80s music, Genesis (the band), Enya, game music (Final Fantasy, etc.)
  • You should message me if:
    you should message me if you are looking for me.if you know you can abide with all i said about myself.

Wow, attractive, and has cool interests! OK, sit around for a bit being chickenshit, then work up the nerve to send a message... silence. A few minutes later though...

onethingis: HI
Jon: Did the job interview you mentioned in your profile go well?
onethingis: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
Jon: At the moment, discussion. What Final Fantasy games have you played?
onethingis: i get stuck on it..still looking for someone to help me
onethingis: i play tenins
onethingis: i bet i will win u if we play together
Jon: perhaps. What's your favorite NIN track?
onethingis: what is NIN means?
Jon: NIN is a term that means "someone who fills out fake profiles on a dating site, perhaps hoping to lure people for nefarious ends."
Jon: Does it pay well? Have you succeeded in getting some people to fall for it?
*** onethingis's IC window is closed


(by the way, if you're about to hit "reply" and post something huffy about the subject of this post, you don't know me very well. Stand up from the keyboard, take a few deep breaths. Go outside for a bit. It'll be all right.)

Edit: Damn. If I'd been thinking more, I could've either 1) Satisfied my curiosity as to what the subcontracted chatspammer was selling, or 2) taken the opportunity to put on my robe and wizard hat... ah well, I'm sure there will be more.

Edit 2: The origin of the post's topic, if you haven't read it.
Edit 3: 2011-06-29: FUCK YOU spammers. Comments locked after repeated spam.
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