Jon (j_b) wrote,
Jon
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Feline Pine has:

  • no harsh artificial fragrances
  • no dangerous silica dust
  • no unnatural chemical additives
  • virtually dust-free pellets
  • a texture so alien that your cat would rather poop on the floor next to the catbox than stand in it
Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty,
But it's really thick.
It fills my cat box oh so snug; It always does the trick.

I like to rub it on my toe
And squish and squish and squish!
It rare offends my tender nose,
Like a smelly fish!

Its texture is a joy to me,
It's just as smooth as silk.
It makes my little whiskers twitch;
It stays crunchy, even in milk!

I may not be the President,
I may not be the Pope,
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
I shall never mope!
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