"OHAI, I brought you a fuzzy bunny friend but I eated half already. What's with the plastic bag? Oh, saving it for later? That large squishy yellow organ I left next to it is particularly choice. Hm, you look like you frowed up in your mouf a little."
—Housemate's cat Dulce, who I am currently catsitting for.
UPDATE: The half-a-bunny was followed today with half-a-mouse. Again with a large organ untouched. I think it's a stomach.