5:34AM - Boulder, CO, outside of Jason's [thanks to whomever has the open AP! ;)] ...
We've got a car full of junk food, err, provisions, and 16 hours drive to Chicago...
Word to that, yo. Waiting outside of Bowhay's place is like waiting for some underage con hoochie to make up her goddamn mind on whether or not she's going to give it up.
I'm Huge, HUGE, HUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEEEE!!